{"product_id":"whoop-ass-greeting-card-with-envelope-single-and-multi-pack-free-shipping","title":"WHOOP ASS - greeting card with envelope - single and multi pack. Free shipping","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eYou'll enjoy expressing yourself in words with these unique greeting cards. Each card is quality card stock and comes with a kraft brown envelope and cello sleeve. They are printed using genuine pigmented inks and archival paper for vibrant, long lasting color. Cards are measure  4.25\" x 5.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eNow you can choose just one or multiple cards here. Get price breaks at 6 and 12 cards\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e...............................................................\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSave big with discounted multi-packs:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e1 card $7\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e6 cards $35 (save $7)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e12 cards $65 (save $19)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e...............................................................\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv class=\"ProductDescriptionContainer prodAccordionContent\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e- Individually packaged with an envelope and cello sleeve\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e- Measures 4.25x5.5 inches\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e- Blank inside for your personalized note\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e - FREE SHIPPING\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv class=\"ProductDescriptionContainer prodAccordionContent\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e....................................................................................m\u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout WHOOP-ASS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003eDepending on how you were raised, you may be familiar with \"Don't make me open up this can of whoop-ass on you.\" My parents never said this exactly, but it was understood. Growing up in the prepackaged era of the 1970s and 80s, everything convenient and at the ready, I love the idea of canned whoop-ass. Just open it up and unleash it! It was said often as a gibe between friends while wrestling, or taunting one another. Open up a can today!\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003eOriginal design by David B. Cuzick\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003e© 2026 Circles and Squares\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003e......................\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Single card","offer_id":44194651537526,"sku":"SKU-A2F650E0","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Six pack","offer_id":44194651570294,"sku":"SKU-BDBB6F2E","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Twelve pack","offer_id":44194651603062,"sku":"SKU-6AA1A7C1","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0721\/1814\/1046\/files\/Untitled-3__05840.1784324658.2000.2000.jpg?v=1789539644","url":"https:\/\/circlesandsquaresart.com\/products\/whoop-ass-greeting-card-with-envelope-single-and-multi-pack-free-shipping","provider":"Circles and Squares","version":"1.0","type":"link"}